Tips for you to Be a Man!

Boys, become men by applying these tips to your life.

Tips 1-25

Tip 01 A man can think, and then overcome that thought if he doesn’t like it.
Tip 02 A man always carries some cash, because cash is king.
Tip 03 A man can dance when it is required or to impress.
Tip 04 A man can apologize and show humility in order to teach humility.
Tip 05 A man doesn’t have to know everything. He chooses to know what he wants to know…then he learns that.
Tip 06. A man can look into the sky and tell you what time it is – rain or shine.
Tip 07. A man is a human compass. He can tell north by the sun, the stars, and moss on a tree.
Tip 08. A man should always drive, no matter the distance. That way he can leave whenever he wants.
Tip 09. A man can act proper while he enjoys good company. He can also leave that good company with no feelings of guilt.
Tip 10. A man enjoys being alone. He can also avoid the label: loner.
Tip 11. A man can persuade the other to his opinion, even if he is wrong. But he isn’t, because you’ve been persuaded.
Tip 12. A man knows how and when to use a galvanized nail.
Tip 13. A man can fix small-medium things around the house.
Tip 14. A man can’t remember the last time he didn’t open a door for a lady.
Tip 15. A man may be wrong, but he is never in doubt.
Tip 16. A man can order a drink in a bar, a fancy restaurant, or in a gentleman’s lounge and not look foolish.
Tip 17. A man doesn’t point out when he succeeds, it should happen so regularly that it becomes his normal routine.
Tip 18. “Why clean a grill?” Is a man’s thought. “The fire will burn off anything left over not meant to eat.”
Tip 19. When a man gains knowledge he educates his brother, but not in a pious way.
Tip 20. A man believes he can take down a zombie, whether or not zombies are real isn’t the point.
Tip 21. A boy always has a quick one liner ready. A man can practice discretion.
Tip 22. A man can drive at night, in the rain, and with road construction and not loose speed.
Tip 23. When a man gets stumped, he thinks to himself, “Self, what would a man do?” Then he does that.
Tip 24. A man doesn’t scream. He yells, but only during battle.
Tip 25. A man doesn’t seek the approval of others…other’s approval seeks him.

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Tips 26-50

Tip 26. A man doesn’t say things like: “I got to tweet that.”
Tip 27. A man won’t waste his or others time with weakness.
Tip 28. A man enjoys the feeling that the crackle of a roach or spider being crushed beneath his hand brings.
Tip 29. A man doesn’t cry when things are quote: “beautiful,” “romantic,” or other such feminine words.
Tip 30. A man doesn’t copy others material. He changes it to the better or gives the previous man credit.
Tip 31. A man only uses the words he needs to. No more, no less.
Tip 32. A man lives without understanding concepts like defeat, failure, and last place.
Tip 33. A man won’t let pride be his defeat. His defeat will most likely come from a martyr’s death.
Tip 34. A single man used old spice body wash (one item). A married man uses bar soap and shampoo on sale (two items).
Tip 35. A man doesn’t wear glitter. It was man’s worst invention.
Tip 36. If a man thinks he looks like crap, he’s probably right. It’s okay.
Tip 37. A man doesn’t wear a jacket inside, unless it’s a suit jacket.
Tip 38. A man’s hands should be dirty at least 20% of his life.
Tip 39. A man doesn’t grow & nurture plants that don’t produce food.
Tip 40. A man’s bucket list is a diesel truck, period.
Tip 41. In a man’s life, failure is valuable because it’s that rare.
Tip 42. A man doesn’t use direction, he improves them.
Tip 43. A man doesn’t have a lawn company service his home. That’s crap.
Tip 44. A man doesn’t buy a blazer. He makes one out of an old suit jacket that he damaged the pants to during a fight.
Tip 45. A man’s native tongue is powerful words.
Tip 46. In a man’s home, there are not any old pizza boxes.
Tip 47 A boy practices until he gets it right, a man practices until he doesn’t get it wrong.
Tip 48. A man knows 2 languages. One may include body language.
Tip 49. When a man doesn’t want to do something, he thinks when his dad said, “It will put hair on your chest.” Then he does it.
Tip 50. A man should never use the phrase: “I let my self go.”

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Tips 51-75

Tip 51. Ever been like, “Woah!?” That’s the effect a man’s respect has on a woman.
Tip 52. A man doesn’t worry about things like being admired. It comes to him naturally.
Tip 53. If you’re a man, and you meet a man, the respect is instantly mutual.
Tip 54. When a man speaks, it becomes law. Then he never breaks that law.
Tip 55. A man has a vision, and doesn’t let fairy tail dreams get in the way of that vision.
Tip 56. A man can hold a conversation for 10 minutes and rattle through at least 5 current affairs.
Tip 57. A man runs into problems fist first and punches them right in the face.
Tip 58. If a man has a fault, he acknowledges and fixes it.
Tip 59. A man doesn’t snicker or giggle.
Tip 60. A man is 95% perfect. It’s a trait we are born with.
Tip 61. A man is focused. Whatever it is that is occupying his mind, he can remain focused.
Tip 62. A man believes Rome could have been built in a day if he was there.
Tip 63. If a man starts a task, it will be finished. No halfway garbage.
Tip 64. A man doesn’t get distracted with thoughts of insecurity. He can persevere.
Tip 65. If a man talks to himself, usually the conversations are short and direct…like “You’re awesome!”
Tip 66. A man is efficient. He prioritizes the greatest things first.
Tip 67. A man carries a pocket knife and uses it at least once a week.
Tip 68. A man sits down with his little girls and can play their games…any time.
Tip 69. A man teaches his little boys how to respect firearms, how to chamber a round, and other necessary respectful techniques to weaponry.
Tip 70. A man paints his face for war, hunting, and sports. It’s not called make-up.
Tip 71. A man can always open a bottle or jar.
Tip 72. A man once punched a bear in the face. Have you? Chop chop, boy.
Tip 73. A man kills hornets and bees with his bare hands.
Tip 74. When a man says, “Oh…that was my first car.” He is not embarrassed.
Tip 75. The game Burnout has taught a man how to have the most damage in a high speed chase, and to avoid accidents.